Forgive the Cheez-It teeth.
How can you tell if your baby is German?
Esther: Open die fridge. Put die milk back in.
Esther: I can’t reach it!
Mama: What are you reaching for?
Esther: Die fan.
Clara: “Mama did you know we have a crack in our booty?”
Mama: “Yes!”
Clara: “That’s how God made it. And He made our eyes and our ears and our mouth and our nose and our hair and our head. But I made my bracelet.”
Lily: Was this kitchen all Daddy’s before you got married?
Mama: Yep.
Lily: And was there not a lot of food in it? Did all you see was Macaroni and Spaghetti when you came?
Mama: Ha!
Lily: I wish I liked more foods. Then I wouldn’t complain about it.
Mama: 🙁
