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“I let my kid eat stale pretzels off the floor of the car. I justify it by saying it helps his immune system.”
“I have potato chips and soda pop for breakfast while feeding my 6-month-old her organic, homemade baby food.”
“I make the my 2,6, and 9 year olds watch TV downstairs everyday from 4-5:30 p.m. so I can watch Oprah upstairs and drink 1 glass and sometimes 2 glasses of wine so I can “prep” myself for the evening: cooking dinner, 3 baths, dinner dishes, homework,lunches for school,bedtime stories x3,making a to do list for the next freaking day and finally bed for myself. I do this every night, the kids know it’s mommy time while Oprah is on and they will be flattened like pancakes if they come upstairs.”
I guess mine would be letting Lily watch The Bachelor with me while she’s having her bottle. I’m a terrible mother!